(OT) Matty B hypothesis

Matt showed up at Barfly about 12:30 Thursday night/Friday morning and was talking about how he was having problems getting a new passport so he could fly to Seattle. I told him that the Brits know a thing or two about geography & that Seattle is actually in the U.S. & that he didn't need a passport to get there. He said "I know that you moron" but the problem was that he has no other form of picture id; no drivers license, no state id, etc. He has never had a credit card either. In fact, apart from a ragged, almost unreadable & possibly expired passport, there is nothing to prove that Matt Brewer actually exists. This kind of thing is completely in line with CIA black ops line of work. In fact, a friend of mine uncovered a photo where the guy in the front bears a remarkable physical resemblance to Matt:



as I'm sure you will agree. This kind of career choice could lead a man to drrink, just to remove the images of the individuals that he "dispatches" on any given day. Alcohol is an understandable release from the pressures of the day, where instant death awaits around every corner.



So next time you see Matty at the bar, show some sympathy & get him a drink. Cuz if you think you had a tough day at the office, just thank your lucky stars that you're not in his boots.